oct

2005-01-10T04:51:00.000-08:00

sighhh
i refuse to do the
synthetic multiplication hw
so there ang elsea

NOOOO BARCA LOST
WTFAFRKZMAN
forlano blond himbo
gotohell bstrdmfcarbron

haha scored the most retarded
of my 7 goals this term so far today
sec 3s kicked off, passed the ball straight at me,
i took about 2 steps then anyhow zhammed
and someeehow it went in off the goalies calf/shin
:^ )
eeeh then i tried to train
and got injured as USUAL,
angs fault okayyy he tried persuading me
to jump 11m for triple with
FOUR STEPS
eeek
so now my knees' dead
pleh

nooo still cant play maple
im going crazzy heeelp
<>
grrrr

2005-01-05T05:29:00.000-08:00

ouch.
OUch Ouch
ouCh OuCh
oUCH
OWWWCH
-pause-
ouuuuch
OuCH Uch ch h
arrrrrch
arrroooooow
arananranrnanranranranr

AAAAH
MY ANKLE IS DYING
OF SOME ULTRA PAINFUL AND
DRAWNOUT SICKNESS
nooooo
oh well
no training for me on friday, nono
still have to do weights though x(

ee our math teacher is scary
ok his reputation is scary
so far hes just been eccentric
haha eee im still dead
hmpf i may actually have to start considering
doing my homework the night before!
touchwood lah touchwood lah

aaah okie my ankles a little better now
either that or the nerves in my leg have all died too so i cant feel anything :]
peh scored two spaztik goals at field today
eeep played proed vs the rest+sec3s
and we drew 3-3 after going 3-0 up :the moment timothy left in fact

eee the new sprints coach is chaao zhai at footie
hes probably better than even damain at field
siaao hes mad lah
plays like me+junnies+kaiye+timothy+winky+yiming hybrided together :(
fine so hes 24++ years old
stillll.

noooo im dying from lack of mapling
bah might as well go and unfinish my homework
bb everyone

PS--if my ankle injury proves fatal and my body falls to bits, i'll leave my cards to nic, maple account to junnies and my hair to kaiye

2005-01-04T03:13:00.000-08:00

argh i didnt blog yesterday
becauuuuz
i slept at 7 30, happy?

eeeh
weve got quah as form teacher again, suprise
dieeeeeee
peh if you want a detailed, calculative analysis of her many pros and cons
go to kaiyes blog
:c)

wheee scored 2 goals in 2 days siaaa
okay so both wernt great
tackled a defender [sec 4 okaayy] then slotted in yesterday recess
then tackled/outmuscled/elbowedaway a striker,
onetwoed with zheng,
then blasted in with left foot :)
ok fine so i was aiming for the opposite post
peh

noo now theres training
FIVETIMESABLOOMINGWEEK
hmpf how does ang
expect me to train
and play football [fora minimum of 2 hours]
on the same day,
on consecutive days?
how ridiculously inconsiderate.

yay everyone celebrate
MICHAEL
AND
ELISHA
HAVE BEEN PROMOTED'
TO ZE PRESTAGGIOUS (SPELLINNG)
WORLD REKNOWNED
HWA CHONG INSTITUTION'S
TRACK AND FIELD BRANCH
SHAO DI ZHU
(sweep floor group)
bwahaha they didnt come for err 20 trainings during the hols
so ang decided a raise was nessasary
wahaha i spent about 10 mins throwing things onto the
track room floor and making them sweep it up
HAHAH LOOOZERS NOOB DIAO SLACK LAH SEE LAH

aaarrgh
i wish i was in shao di zhu
:c(
hmpf gtg bb everyone
eeeh who am i bluffing no ones going to read this anyway x(

2004-12-31T03:59:00.000-08:00

wheee.

had a mostmost fun and amusing and wet training today x) mainly becawz none of the coaches came cos they went kaihwui [go meeting :] neh and i was supposed to do a chwangcherng [longjump with full :( run up ] but hooray for the weather it started raining so i went to hide under the highjump mat with junnies and winky and qihan.

and of courrse highjumpers take up loads of space and the umbrella was really small, so everyone got wet and ~~hot and sticky~~.

peeeh then after the rain halfstopped i ran about in the rain for awhile then went back in to slack :) and guan yu was working his pants off as usual doing weights while i sat there and cheered for him

eep ive just realised tcy has gotta strange nick: <2cm..damn short..
unless ive misunderstood,
it
sounds like
hes talking
about
his
di-
no wait it cant be :)

eee lame post
LAME POST.
die

happy new year :(

2004-12-28T06:16:00.000-08:00

eeh okie i really have to keep this short

heh im sure about 30% of this years harvest are shorter than weuby... pfft ang made me measure theyr standing broad jump during orientation and the average was eeh 180cm. dont blame them though the sand was stinky and wet, whats new. and me and lian seng were cheering and clapping for those exeptional ones. that is, 120cm or less =^)

aah i just rechecked next years hc footie tournament schedule.. basically our only threat are 1g since theyr an unknown quantity :predictions x)
2h vs 2f- 7-0?
2h vs 2g/0- walkover. if not then at leasst 6-0
2h vs 2m/2e [2n would probably walkover if they had to face us again :] --yes junnies even vs your beloved 2m, at least 4-0. if not more. if not ALOT more.
final~2j, obviously. no idea about the margin but definitly a win for us.

eep gtg now
byee happy new year

[yong chang if your reading this sorry i didnt reply to your christmas card i only got it on the 27th]

2004-12-21T10:58:00.000-08:00

whee blogging from prague, yay

arrrgh i blogged yesterday but predictably it got ERASED [connection reset or something]. nothing like an erased post to get yourself into the festive spirit, eh?

aaah wtf noo my maple story super zhai ultra pro level twenty mage account was erased cos i couldnt verify. nooo now i may have to beg junnies to help me train. how humiliating/ embarrasing/ blasphemeous.

bah half the girls in prague either look like emma watson or nicole kidman [in other words, damn chio] , so they probably think im a tragic mutation or something. [which to some extent i am of course] aaah at least my hairs behaving itself a bit now i think the statics making it goi straight :^ )

heh and the tour booklet says prague is world reknowned for its shagging clubs ^^ youve got to be 18 or above to enter methinks :( bet tcy would go for plastic surgery just to get in.

arrrgh it snowed nonstop in klosters [switzerland], thank goodess i was there only for 2 days. iceskated [twice] and sleded [twice] and tried to ski but there wassa snowstorm :) nice and picture perfect too.

whee oh yarrh i bought a [fake] czechrepublic nedved 11 shirt! whooo nedveddd. actually i wanted dukla prague but they've ceased to exsist bah. and the spartaprague shirts were too small :(

kk gtg now bb
merrri christmasss not celebrating it anyw whee

2004-12-15T07:38:00.000-08:00

argh okieee im really nervous now cos im going to PRAGUE tomorrow and ive only half packed my bag so i'll have to keep this short

aaah ang/santa claus-- if your reading this then feel sorry for me cos i TRIED MY BEST TO WAKE UP TODAY FOR TRAINING, its not my fault my brother forgot to rewake me up :( then i woke up at 9 15 and STILL though of going for training but decided against it : ^)

sensible, downtrodden me.

okieee but im still tired cos yesterday was Badminton After Training day and ang killed me and junnies :( not my fault [as usual--i dont blog about thing which are my fault]

and junnies was just standing there ogling at the ball [kk to be fair he scored 2, albeit accidentaly] and ang was making me run and run and run. hehe i swore about 5 times =))

whoo singapore qualified... nothing special about beating cambodia though they'r horrible under trained. poor things, eh :-}

arrrr okiee i think i'll do a ripoff from songy and
post about the things i miss about 1h2004:

+scoring 44 goals a term

+suaning junnies about how inefficient and slow and weak and lousy at heading and coconut looking he is :) hehe just kidding junnies dont be offended

+tingles being sent down my spine as quah untucks everyones shirts for fun

+wearing long socks and not worring about it

+NOT RUNNING 800M+ DURING THE END OF EVERY FRIKING TRAINING *swears*

+borrowing 50cents and returning it on time, pai an jiao jue

+copying hw in the morning

+sleeping during sci

+sleeping during chinese

+sleeping during geog

+sleeping during history

+luke's hilarious, laugh a minute presence

+suaning keef during Badminton After Training [HAHA]

+zhengy-"SHAH!"

+reuby-"spazzzticck."

+kaisky-i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll...

+gino squirting water at me using, yes, my own bottle [really miss it, me does]

+tcy-owwwww/ ouccch

+xy-any quote to do with ny

+guan yu pretending to be rude

+damians supreme superhuman act coolness

+giggling to myself at damain and his gf

+songy whacking my back...

+dying during chi compo

+bob-"its great!"

argh kk that'll have to do for now

PRAGUE HERE I COMEE WHEEEE

MERRY CHRISTMAS ETC.

2004-12-11T06:21:00.000-08:00

kk im not gonna make sure not to mention ~~xingyuns~~ name for the whole of this post. so there

wheeee ive got taufiks signature
heh my father was guest of honour at some function and taufeek was there so he asked for his sig
=)) <---lukes double chinned smily
whee and he wrote-
To: Aran, Akilan, Arivan and Maya (wtf why not JUST for aran?)
Believe in Dreams
Love, the Soulman (signature here)

=^)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums
/v437/_huffandpuff/qhwsc.jpg

whee ~~xingyun~~ youve got to admit you'll never find anyone half as chio as me
wahaha i look so darn slutty.. perfect

=^)-(@)==

2004-12-09T06:04:00.000-08:00

ah changed layout again for fun.. and i insist that ducky isnt cute as me. not even near. so there

baaah gtg now bb.

2004-12-06T05:40:00.000-08:00

wowie training was fun today. as in i faulted err 8 out of 10 times, then injured my ankle so ang made me do shou jiao, then did it crappily so he made me sit on his knees and flail about, shou jiao style, then fall into the sand. FUN

aah oh well since xy's started rating everything i might as well too.. hmmm.. act coolest blogs, in decending order

actcoolchart

Tcy--fine, so he failed spectacularly. the intention was there though

Aky--pfft cant join a sentence together.. tied with tcy me thinks

Tomatoo--create a blog but never post la! cool right!

Zheng--according to him, hes gonna wait till hes 23 till he starts posting again. worth the wait, innit

Reuby--heh his posts reflect his no doubt beautiful personality and no doubt brilliant body frame

Songy--hmm i dont know if its actcool or not...

Ang--woops havnt made it yet. stay tuned, folks

Qiahn--heh so unactcool, its refreshing

MEEE-- i inssssist.

aaaah im getting lamerandlamerandlamer. sigh
oh well might as well make a new template bb

2004-12-03T06:53:00.000-08:00

wheee new layout, dum deee dum.
nice and messy, no colour scheme whatsoever, faded words, bald man.
well.
WHATS SO FUNNY.
my new favouritest player ok :^ )

hmm i think i'll try blogging in PARAGRAPHS. (outlandish, i know) look at xy's bloggy so nice and arranged.

gah today tcy forced , yes you heard correctly, forced me to go orchard with him and kaiski. fine so not exactttly forced, but you know, threatening, questioning tone, very scary, etc. so of course i was helpless but to oblidge [whee long words], and of course i had No Money, and of course nice kaisky lent me some. (fine, nice tcy and sy lent me some too)

which of course was completly wasted cos Christmas With the Kranks must be the worst show everrrr made. yukkkksie. and of course brilliannnt tcy forced me again to wax my hair, which of course, made it look like a ficcing dunnowhatthing. sigh.

argh i know im darn lag, butbutbut, have you heard, taufik won! wheee so my 75$ didnt go to waste :) heh my aussie uncle voted 20 times for taufikky too which my mother complained was Foriegn Interfierence [she supports sly, see]

hmm somehow i suspect that my paragraphs are a bit too long.

tatatata~

2004-11-30T05:53:00.000-08:00

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home

haha damn cute song :)
message ina botttlee!
wahaha even cuter one coming up whee

He's chosen my attic
I feel it in the static
He lives in my basement
And I can hardly face it
My performance is easy
I am the god of romance
And in my confusion
I have the right to reign

He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh oh
He put an "e" in the arsenal
A comb in my 'fro
Devine retribution
And away we will go

listen to the raaaaadioooo
woobie williams wocks ok
wheee

hmm xy and songy and junnies have all done a random review of the year
which, of course, i had been intending to do for like 1 month already
hmpf

kaisky--fricckckckccing act cool.. nice assister though :^)

tomato tim--heh hes nice once you get used to his attitude.. good at irritating teachers and wasting time though

xingyunn-- ok hes already branded himself as despo so, well... despo. there.

junnies-- heh damn fun to argue with him about how lousy and ineffective his dribbling is then watch him get heated up :)

reuby-- shooo cuute.

zheng wei-- my 30th in class tie- mate! woosh. 9 goals. bah

luke-- wahah friking lamer... hes so lame its funny

gino-- even shooo cuter. dont be fooled though hes as unforgiving as a chinese compo and twice as irritating when armed with a water bottle (most usually mine)

chengy yao-- grrr somehow manages to find injuries whenever he plays badly, has to do long jump, or is confronted about either :) suggested name changes: Ouch Cheng Yao, Tor Argh Owww

songy-- everyones fravourite headsquishing, back whacking, gel haired toaddy :) nice person though

winkyy-- waha damn serious.. can only make jokes in chinese. irritatingly good at footie

qihan-- friking weird sometimes.. you can tell when hes in Wierd Mode when he sways as he talks. cheeem blogging style but horribly clever

guanyu-- like xy said, perfect guy but nerdish. keeps trying to get me to play basket ball. eurgh. wait long long ah

colin-- seems to have stopped playing footie. whatta waste

mr chong-- 100% homogeneos: all parts equally slack

baahgtgi'llhavetocontinuetmmrowbye

2004-11-25T05:01:00.000-08:00

sigh ok havnt blogged for awhile

haha xy has just blogged a bleeding amusing post lmao
wish i was the one who thought of it x(
roflmao anyway

sigh my gwandmuzzer hadda heart attack
and she cant do an opertation cos her heart is too weak of someeeething like that
oh well
and my aunty came from japan and my uncle and cousin from australia
my cousins one month older than me
but hes alrdy WORKING, sigh
and hes damn funny :)
hard to understand what he says though hes gotta bleeding thick accent
my uncle looks like william from happy fish, just that hes 6 foot 1 and damn big
haha but my auntys as short as ever
and shes got some infection cos her dog bit her so she has to visit NUH every day now, woof
sigh
i just came back from their hotel
my brothers are staying overnight but i cant cos ive got training tmmrow
gah

wheee
my brother got 263 [+1, so 264] for psle
gah
now i owe my other brother 1$ cos i said he would get 260
and he said he would get 265
so hes closer
sigh.
haha but thinks its damn funny he got so ~~high~~ decent
cos he barely studied at all
grrr

aaah im dying listenting to sly's english
sigh i'll try to blog everything else tomorrow lah
bye

2004-11-21T06:04:00.000-08:00

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods
Where's the street-wise Herculeeees
To fight the rising odds
Isn't there a white knight upooon a fiery steed
Late at night I toss and I turn and
I dream of what I need

-dum dum dummm-

I need a shero
I"m holding out for a shero till the end of the niiiight
He's gotta be long
And he's gotta be fast
And hes gotta be
Lu Dot Ayche

then again, i better not get my hopes up
sigh.

ahem.
well.
maybe,
you,
could,
RELINK ME EH
okie i know its terribly inconvenient, blah
you would do it if you really loved me
well.
go on

bah
just came back from nie
my stupid grandmother
couldnt find me
so she asked some poor passingby student from SMU to call me
what a husky cockney accent x)
sigh
the way she pronounced aran though...

sigh
so fun olibolindy's out
like xy said shes all vocals
roarrrr
like maia but with better control
wheeee
dunno why everyone keeps attacking slys 3rd song
finneee so he went out of tune at the start
and his pronouciation was yucky
but his voice is so good, cheater
boink

argh gtg
wheee